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  • George Carlin - Advertising Lullaby
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    No Responses to “George Carlin - Advertising Lingo”

    1. dhwasted on September 6th, 2010 3:39 pm

      go eat some fucking grapes hahaaha

    2. krautball on September 8th, 2010 9:23 am

      “Home style flavor. Uh, whose home are we talking about - Jeffrey Dahmer’s? Believe me , there’s nothing ‘home style’ about the boiled head of a Cambodian teenager, okay? Even if you sprinkle parsley on the hair! “

    3. Peter7Paul on September 10th, 2010 11:12 pm

      Oh man, just when i thought i saw all of his best material. This is great.

    4. colourfulwithaU on September 13th, 2010 3:53 pm

      George Carlin’s comedy is hearty, zesty, AND tangy.

    5. UntitledHome on September 16th, 2010 11:31 pm

      @ThePsychoReturns

      And tangy too!

    6. shinagito on September 19th, 2010 9:55 pm

      The end when you think about it he does have point on that.
      The end when you think about things being natural at the end when you think about it he said about it he does have point on that.

    7. Splatford on September 22nd, 2010 10:13 am

      deep dish yak dick LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

    8. WomanforPeaceSanity on September 25th, 2010 9:57 am

      Unforgettable guy. He is feisty!

    9. sparplug46 on September 25th, 2010 9:34 pm

      4:53……awesome

    10. mcmanusdown on September 27th, 2010 11:17 am

      and an infected lip

    11. 400bish on September 29th, 2010 9:17 am

      The wastepickers here lol.
      For the wastepickers here lol.

    12. BLOODREDxRAZORBLADE on September 29th, 2010 11:09 pm

      @dontlistentomeimmute not possible Carlin can NEVER be replaced

    13. kMC303 on October 1st, 2010 10:56 pm

      The case wanna get good look at this motherfucker rofl.

    14. NitsuaNaed on October 2nd, 2010 12:48 am

      The last part explaining natural.

    15. dontlistentomeimmute on October 2nd, 2010 8:03 am

      WE need a new georgyyyy

    16. catgumart on October 5th, 2010 4:11 am

      The same voice as when he says oh isnt she niceand hes nice toooo in carlin at carnegie.

    17. frasierschuster on October 6th, 2010 1:13 am

      5:25 - “oh good, I was hoping we’d have chicken again!”

      Is it just me or does George sound like Tony Soprano when he says that line?

    18. GoochFc27 on October 7th, 2010 1:21 pm

      “90 pounds of wrinkles in a black dress.” lol

    19. cyclegeek on October 10th, 2010 6:46 pm

      Advertising or marketing kill yourself.
      The words of bill hicks if youre in advertising or marketing kill yourself.

    20. deepelmdesciple on October 12th, 2010 8:00 am

      The first time saw this when was about 11 years old.
      My favorite phrase after the first time saw this when was my favorite phrase after the first time saw this when was about 11 years old.

    21. cetnikz on October 12th, 2010 9:02 am

      Nothing it means nothing i love his face ha ha ha ! family style

    22. krautball on October 12th, 2010 9:00 pm

      “Before hygiene became popular…”

    23. cheroshawnee on October 13th, 2010 12:00 pm

      He is so hilarious He could have been a great lawyer too :)

    24. antonchigurh9 on October 15th, 2010 5:04 pm

      You know what that means? NO FUCKINGG CHOCOLATE

    25. po58dvn on October 18th, 2010 8:51 pm

      what a genius….shame this post is ruined by canned laughter……